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A person who refuses to hold an elevator door open for other parties to enter so they can arrive on their own floor without interruption.
When you "accidentally" miss the open door button and smile to yourself knowing it's a non stop ride to your own floor. The number of elevator snobs in a given skyscraper is directly proportional to the number of floors for said building.
Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.
"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."
"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
A bed snob is a person who is very particular of which beds they will sleep in. For the bed snob, the bed must meet a minimum criteria and the bed snob has been known to spend an obscene amount of money to construct such bed. Starting with a proper mattress and box spring selection to linens and finally, pillows. A bed snob will stop at nothing to have the most comfortable bed. So comfortable, that when people come to visit and sleep in your bed, guests will go on and on about how fantastic your sheets are or how soft your pillows are. They rave about how well they slept and haven't slept that well in a LONG time and, finally, vow to go straight home and become the ultimate snob bed and pass on their knowledge.
Do not offer a bed snob an air mattress (unless you never want these people to visit you ever again). A bed snob requires adjustable mattresses, high thread count sheets and matching down pillow/comforter set.
One who only listens to obscure bands, shuns anything more popular than that, and tries to drill it into you.
Music snob: "What are you listening to?"
Person: "AC/DC."
Music snob: "Why do you even bother with that crap, try some -insert here pretentious-pseudo-intellectual-band-name-."
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1. A person who looks down on music because it was not recorded with top of the line music gear or a certain type of music gear (ex. more expensive music gear, or analog music gear).
2. A person who is in a band or makes music and thinks their music is better than others' due to the fact that they have better/ more expensive music gear.
A gear snob is most likely to be a critic of electronic music and electronic music bands because of the gear they use.
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A patron of a fitness center, usually male, who through training, is very muscular and well developed, and hence, has the attitude that anyone else who is not in the same condition is not worthy of his attention.
That's Joe; he's a real gym snob; he only talks to the other big guys.
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E-Snob or Electronic Snob.
An E-snob is a person who frequently uses the internet, usually through instant messaging services such as Yahoo or MSN etc, and has regular friends or contacts on their instant messaging list of which at times they may choose to ignore a particular person/contact’s presence and by doing so they are partaking in the act of ‘E-snobbing’
This term by defenition is not exclusive solely to instant messaging services, but could also cover a range of communication based contacts such as email and forum boards where similar cirucmstances apply in the frequency of communication between regular or semi regular contacts.
Example.
‘Hand-man’ ( theoretical chat user name . 1 ) logs into ‘yahoo messenger’, and sees/notices through alert of arrival, ‘contact’ ‘big boi oi ( theoretical chat user name .2 )’ online and refuses to acknowledge his presence. {this is E-snobbing}
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