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An ugly creature with orange skin, walks around humping people and screaming "SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!" it is fat and wears to much jewelry, and too-small tops. ~Courtesy of South Park
Kyle: OH FUCK ITS AFTER ME!
Snookie: SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!
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pet name for a lover or bf/gf.
He is my snookie! or I love you, Snookie, Muah!
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A crazy drunk bitch that is also known as a guidette that is deseperate and will do anything to get a penis on her vigina.
Girl: I am fucking drunk and horny right now. I want to have sex with you.
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie
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A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.
Joe saw a Snooki, i haven't heard from him since.
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The smallest most hobbit like person on a team
Northwestern quarterback Dan Persa sure is a dirty little snookie.
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A worn out whore on a really fucktarded show called jersey shore.
The ultimate insult to a girl who is smart.
Girl: hey dicklick
Guy: Hey Snookie
Girl: (Crying) WTF? that was so not called for.
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one who is short and on the stouter side, and wears hair with a big pouf in front of 'do.
hey snookie, wats up?
dont call me that!
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