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Booze Snooze is the phrase said when someone falls asleep whilst under the influence.
They are not passed out, just lethargic and drowsy . However find themselves asleep.
At a party-
John: "Hahaha, look at Jebidiah! It's only 10:30 and hes already passed out!"
Joanne: "No he hasn't! He's simply having himself a Booze Snooze!"
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when a girl is pregnant, her belly button that starts to pop out
-so how far along are you
-about 5 months, cant you tell, the snooze button is coming out
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The dreams you have after you hit the snooze button. These are usually the best dreams.
Snooze Dreams are often ended by the pitiful wail of the alarm clock.
The partner in a relationship who is awarded the task of operating the alarm clock and thus becoming the snooze operator. This can either be beneficial or detrimental to either or both parties especially if the operator has a penchant for multiple morning snoozes.
"Jeez honey, I am going to be late for work, you are a terrible "snooze operator"!"
When you fall asleep during sex
I was fucking that bitch so hard I got a snooze bone
One who hits the snooze button a hundred times before waking up.
Roomate: Why are you still asleep dude I heard you alarm go off like 20 times?
Dude: Fuck you and close my door, Im a snooze beater!
when bed mates cuddle in the nine minutes between pressing the snooze button and when the alarm sounds again
the only time my wife and i get alone together is our morning snooze-dezvous.