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During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.
She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.
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An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.
Holy crap. I just saw my next door neighbour in the pool with a giff snorkel. It was pretty small.
To give or receive oral sex on a man
I trouser snorkeled your Grandfather
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The act of blowing air up a girls vagina then breathing it back in.
Yeah I meat snorkeled Liz Shaw last night, kept me going for 10 minutes.
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Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.
Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT
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When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.
While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.
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the act of one person going in for a kiss, then putting their mouth over their partner's nose instead, blowing through their nose until the air comes out their mouth. annoying and very awkward feeling but actually kind of a cute gesture if it's the right couple...
guy: hey baby come give me a kiss ;)
girl: *suspects nothing*
*both lean in for kiss*
guy: SNORKEL KISS!!!
girl: NOOOOOAAUGH!
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