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Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".

I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!

by You Got Murk'd August 12, 2011


snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord May 31, 2015


Snowboarding

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by Aaron the donut guy February 2, 2011


Snowboarding

The absolute most gay sport in the world

Hey Jim, Lets go snowboarding!
Yea Mark we can Do anal later too.

by KingSlaya69420 November 7, 2019


Snowboarding

Using cocaine, speed, and other stimulants, that are in a white powder form together.

Dude we did some snowboarding on the party last night and it was lit!

by Doncidino September 13, 2022


Snowboarding

Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.

Yo, we should go back to your place and go snowboarding.

by Adanklumpia June 13, 2024


Snowboarding

A sexual act where a girl gives a guy a blowjob and doesn't spit or swallow but instead gives it back to him via a kiss.

"Man she was snowboarding me least night. I didn't know what to do."

by ems4635 May 7, 2021