Noun - When you think you see a golden ostrich from a far but on closer inspection the guy is not hot.
no man that's a total snowy plover
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When a man is having vaginal sex and pulls out promptly to allow his partner to shake her dandruff onto his swollen member. The dandruff will stick from the vaginal juices. The woman then proceeds to suck him off.
That bitch swallowed my cock after she gave me a snowy churro.
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Snowy glowy is a another word for piss in the snow. Yellow snow.
"Hey! Don't step there, its snowy glowy!
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euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction
Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.
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When you shit during sex and cum on it and then insert it in your partner's ass
I gave her a snowy pinecone cause she never been on a hike like this
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When you fuck a person doggy style and you cum on their back hair
Man I gave my date such a snowy forest she's gonna take a month to get it all off
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When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.
Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?
Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.
Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.
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