SOAP BAR

Popular "hashish" found in the UK.

soap bars weighing 9oz / 250 grams, on average contain 1/3 oz / 10 grams of flower / resin and up to 200 grams of inert ground-up shade leaf. The remainder consist of c.40 grams of various noxious substances. Using mass spectrometry they found the most common of these are as follows:
Glue
Dyes
Carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene (from petrol/turpentine/diesel)
Henna
Pine resin (to mask the smell of the above)
Plastic (often from repressing/remixing bars using petrol/diesel)
Tranquilizers / barbiturates (often veterinary in origin like ketamine)
Other ingredients found include;
Tar / bitumen
Wax / Boot polish
Condensed milk powder
Brick dust / sand
Digested organic matter / excrement

45 UKP is what this soap bar will cost you

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soap opera

A weekday drama airing during the daytime, intended for women (particularly "homemakers"/"at-home moms"), known for excessively emotional acting and shallow plots and scripts. Soap operas are so-called because the earliest dramas, which originated in the 1950s and 1960s, were sponsored by soap-making companies such as Proctor & Gamble.

My wife's favorite soap opera is Days Of Our Lives. Or is it All My Children?

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drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

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soaping off

When you jerk off using soap as lube.

I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off

soap on a rope

Its when prisoners tie a rope to the soap so they cant be fucked up the ass if they drop the soap.

Jerry got ass fucked by ben when he dropped the soap. Next time hes gunna tie the soap to a rope.

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college soap

A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.

Hey man, can you add more water to the college soap? It's out again.

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drop the soap

An utterly hilarious Bob Rivers song parody of "Rock the Boat" (1973) by The Hues Corporation.

And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.

Ever since this prison term began
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me

I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation

So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion

Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...

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