sober sally

someone who doesn’t drink or someone who isn’t drinking when with the boys.

sorry guys i’m a sober sally, i'm not firing tonight.

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sober flyer

An oxy-moron. A blatant contradiction, referring to the obviously non-existent idea of a sober student at the University of Dayton.

"There were lots of sober flyers at that party last night."

"I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice."

"Yeah you're right there are no sober flyers."

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California sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except marijuana.

"No thanks," Kasey said as Cindy offered a beer, "I'm California Sober this month."

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Sober October

1- The act of making a conscious decision to remain sober, or partly sober, through the month of october, until Halloween, when everyone goes full out.

2- Choosing to stop using a certain substance throughout the month of october, often only applies to weekdays

Its sober october, no more smoking pot at school Octsober

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Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.

“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”

No Sober October

You get sober in October - You lose

-WTF is wrong with you you haven't been sober in weeks
-It's no sober October my dude

sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck