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The pain you feel in your throat from drinking a soda too fast.
Ohhh, (water running from you eyes)hang on I just had a soda spasm.
A beer, simple as that. It ain't your average soda, it's a bo soda; it's got effects, it can cause some of that bo-drama, or get you in a lil bo-scrap, possibly get you some bo-snatch.
Brian and RJ went for some good 'ol afternoon bo sodas at the park.
Brian: Hey, let's get some fuckin' bo sodas!!
RJ: Yeah, lets get an alabama briefcase
Brian sometimes likes to drink bo sodas in class.
(Sitting in the back row)
*Cough* Cracks beer *Cough*
(everyone turns around)
Brian gives a sly grin.
A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
A malt, alcoholic beverage in which most college males and or husbands with annoying wives, tend to sip on in order to slip away from reality or get UNDER the influence.
"Yo man, what are your plans for this weekend?"
"Not much, I plan on getting under the influence through the use of a couple man sodas"
A girl so beautiful u faint in her presence she’s hot w a smoking body she’s usually brownskin nd u have the biggest CRUSH on her (like the soda)
A real beer such as Coors Original, PBR, or Busch in a tall can which is pounded while performing manly activites such as shooting guns, welding, fourwheeling, smooth talking women or a rowdy game of stump with the guys
Hey, let's chug some man sodas and shoot that old refridgerator with my new 12 gauge
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The little tab on top of soda cans that one is supposed to twist or bend to open up the can of soda. Many people collect these.
Jack: I have over 1,500 soda tabs now!
Normal People: Nerd.
Jack: Nerds are cool.
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