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The use of Sod's Law to one's own advantage.
Used Sod's Logic today. Really didn't want it to rain on my picnic today, so I brought an umbrella with me.
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I really want this person I fancy at work to talk to me. Today I didn't wash, do my hair or wear clean clothes and I'm hungover. 99% guaranteed today's the day they start speaking to me.
Another word for cum.
"I spread my god sod all over her face after we got done having sex last night."
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((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))
Where...
U = Urgency
C = Complexitty
I = Importance
S = Skill
A = Aggrevation (set at 0.7)
F = Frequency
Eachbetween 0 and 9 - this gives you an answer betwene 0 and 8.6 - the higher, the mor elikely bad luck is!
Hope this helps!
sods law for u :)
their is none.. to be honest...
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The aftermath liquid residue resulting from sodomy.
Ahw, I've leaked sod milk all over the couch
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(British) Tell Jean-Pierre here to pick up the soap. See cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
You British, you are soo vool-GAIRE!
Ahh, sod the Frogs.
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Excessive pubic hair sticking out from underneath a woman's bikini or bathing suit, derived from how such women look while sunbathing.
She's got quite the sod farm. She really needs to take a razor to that thing before coming to the beach.
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Definition---
An entire Sunday day which passes where absolutely nothing transpires; A miscreant day which you will never remember; A Sunday which is sullied away to pyjama wearing and not bothering to lift ones arse away from the sofa for more than a toilet visit. The phone does not ring and your mobile is not blessed with anything other than a full battery.
Example---
Dan: How was your Sunday? Get up to much?
Garath: Good mate cheers, I had a sod all Sunday.