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It is a polite way of swearing. Used inserted into a sentence, when pronounced sounds like a common curse word. However written out, it looks like an innocent mistake at first glance.
This show is Sofa-king stupid.
That is Sofa-king awesome.
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The act, e.g. sport of ones ass not leaving the sofa for extended periods of time. Usually found in conjuction with surfing the web and multiple channels on the television with a multifunction remote control. Most times person is found with blank look in eyes
Steve has been sofa-ing all week since his extended rave weekend.
Amy's depression, has brought on an extended sofa-ing marathon.
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A male, usually in their 20's, single, jobless, and shaped like a wad of cookie dough, who thinks he is a hard ass or bad ass because he plays violent video games all day long while gobbling fast food and soda. A grown-ass man who dresses like an 8-year-old boy (jorts, backwards baseball hat, 3xl sports jersey). Acts aggressive in real life by cutting in line, pushing women or kids out of his way, bragging how he can kick your ass while throwing around his shopping cart or merchandise in the store. When someone finally beats his slop ass and big gutted ego back down to size and puts his loser ass back in check, the soldier usually runs back to Mommy's basement and faps to hardcore porn and eats a case of pringles. Or works on his blog/podcast/hip hop
career.
My Girl: "That dopey eyed sofa soldier thinks he is intimidating us by pushing his big misshapen self up closer and slamming his shit down while drooling and trying to act hard..."
Me: "The only thing scary about him is how much of our tax dollars go toward keeping that waste of oxygen above ground..."
Sofa Soldier: "I'm hungry!!! And so tired from being up all night playing Call Of Duty... Ima kick somebody's ass if this line doesn't move faster"
Me:"Easy fat boy! You might have a heart attack... Just be patient this is reality not a video game"
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State in which your dick is neither hard nor flaccid...It resemble the firmness of a loaf of bread.
Wow, after watching that hottie Rosie O'Donnell...I was sporting a pretty sweet sofa loaf.
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'Sofa Sunday' is the day or days when most people shop for the holiday gifts using their tablets.
What a sofa sunday! (I got many of my gifts for the holidays purchased from the convenience of my home, using my tablet)
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