absolute dickhead spasticated fucking midget wanker
When Lorenzo forgets the crisps when camping, Lorenzo is a spack.
A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)
An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
Spack No.1 (head spack) is located in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is the home of Spack HQ
Hey bro, you coming to the bonfire tonight? I got like 10 spacks on standby for us.
Synonym for playlist, generally used after the word album to describe a group of albums or songs together.
He listened to his album spack daily
It is used to indicate if something has technical malfunctions.
Person 1:"Ahh man, i have some major üroblemes!"
Person 2:"Ohh, if it spacks rum you should get it fixed or get a new one!"
A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes
John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you
Unlike all other Spacks who currently reside in either Dorset or Hampshire UK, Spack No.5 lives in the US State of North Carolina.
He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.
I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!
So as you can see Spack No.4, this is Spack No.5 who is the only one situated outside of England.