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When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.
I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.
The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.
I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.
1. Semen on someone’s backside
2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.
Let me get a towel for that back spackle girl. My bad
Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass
Wendy didn't want to sleep with Paul on the first date, so instead she let him spackle the uvula.
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The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.
Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.
When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.
When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.
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A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.
That plumber needs some ass-spackle.
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