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When you blindfold a girl and you're almost about to come, get a pillow and pull up the blindfold. Whenever you're done with this, come in her eyes pull the blindfold back down quickly. Now wave the pillow side to side and look how she is jumping like a bull.
Last night I did a spanish rodeo on my Asian girl, she jumped around like crazy.
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Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass
Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.
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A french kiss using suction during the withdrawal of the tongue.
see...french kiss
"Spanish kissin...see it glisten" I Got The News
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When a girl queefs under the covers and shoves her friend/partner's head under and makes them smell it.
"Dude, she just let one rip and shoved my head under the blankets! It was nasty!"
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."
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When a female and a male are having sexual intercourse and the male realizes that the female had forgot to wipe after taking a crap.
Guys, i was pounding Dana last night and when I bent her over the bed to finish her off right i noticed she had a nasty Spanish Mudflap.
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when a man cums and uses his cum to paint the girls toe nails while wearing a sombrero
hey dude i totally gave that girl an awesome spanish pedicure last night
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Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.
The dusky, full breasted maiden was indeed a dab hand at the old spanish wank.
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