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Slang for having a crap nights sleep
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'
Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'
Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.
Spanner fairy's wind people up.
A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.
"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."
A mechanics nickname for a hammer
Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck
Spanner - cocaine and MDMA. 2. An idiot/spencer. 3. A problem i.e. to throw a spanner in the clockwork.
Screwdriver - orange juice and vodka. 2. A knife with a chipped off tip. 3. A twisting punch that does internal dammage.
Im totally spanskrew man, too many spanner's to many screwdriver's.
Get a spanner and screwdriver down your neck man.
Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush
Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner