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Placing your dick over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a Captain's shoulder.
Joe: Yo dude! You see Bill over at his desk?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: Go over, and give him The Jack Sparrow.
Lt: Yo, did you get any ass last night?
Ac Money: Nah man, but I Jack Sparrowed the shit out of some girl.
10👍 2👎
My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
35👍 13👎
the best/worst pirate in the Caribbean.
Do you think {jack sparrow} plans everything out at first or makes it up as he goes?
12👍 3👎
A woman with particularly small and underdeveloped breasts.
Dude, she's got sparrow tits, I've seen bigger peanuts!
21👍 7👎
1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate
1. "Daft like Jack"
2. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy?"
36👍 15👎
A severe and sudden attack of diarrhoea.
' I just made it to the toilet this morning after that ruby we had last night it was like a flock of sparrows coming out'
22👍 8👎