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You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.
She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.
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You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.
Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!
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While the male partner is receiving falatio, before climax, he Sparta kicks the female partner thus sending her into the air; while in the entry phase of flight the male then releases his ejaculate onto the females face and torso, while yelling "This is Sparta"
I totally spartan splashed that girl from the bar last night.
Hi my name is Tom, would you like to join me for a night of drinks ending with a Spartan splash.
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the most kick ass and challenging race on the planet when you finish you will be beat
I just finished that spartan race at Fenway
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Adj.) A kick of tremendous power to the region of the chest.(preferably over a bottomless pit)
Holy Crap! did you see Jimmy get Spartan kicked just then? It was intense!
Jimmy, I'm going to Spartan kick you if you don't stop
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the act of having sex whilst utilizing the exact sequence of positions which King Leonidas and Queen Gorgo use in the movie 300
It is extremely important that each position consists of a single powerful thrust, followed by an immediate change in position. The sequence may be repeated as many times as desired.
"yo gurrl.... this will not be brief... this will not be pleasant... THIS. IS. SPARTAN STYLE!!!!"
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the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.
once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.
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