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Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.
"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"
In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because
1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)
2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today
A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over
He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.
Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump
Let’s speed bump!
When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate
Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe
The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.
Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"