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Speedy Gongazales

When someone nips to the loo and is back in less than a minute.

"12:07: im just popping to the loo!
12:07: im back!

Wow, now that was speedy gongazales!

by Gangster Man Yesh K April 6, 2009


speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 April 2, 2016


Speedy 'Spinosa

The fastest cross country and track athlete at AHS who runs a mile in less than 5 minutes. He likes to blaze it up.

Oh snap that dude just pulled a Speedy 'Spinosa, did you see how fast he was?

by Blazin' Speed May 14, 2011


speedy fingers

Used to define the speed of which A girl will flick her bean

You ever seen Bri use her speedy fingers.

by Vinny Harden March 4, 2019


speedy fast

Very Very Very Fast. Like take what you think is fast, and times it by like 200!!

Jeez, that was speedy fast!

by WO2 - AYWP December 3, 2018


Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 6, 2017


Speedy cooler

A really cool guy who likes sonic and is funny!! He can probally do a kickflip and has a large peepee

Hey dude that guy is a speedy cooler!!!

Sup girlfriend i went out with a speedy cooler

by PokeTheCelery November 27, 2017