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Breath that doesn't smell like much but you can still smell it
"Uncle Judy had stale breath that was unpleasant and unflavored"
Someone who is usually fun to hang with but is acting like a pussy and won't be adventurous or take any risks. Like a pancake, usually good but once it's stale it's shit.
Ray: Why didn't Joe want to go cliff jumping with us? He is usually down for that kind of stuff.
Pam: I don't really know, he's being a Stale Pancake though.
Ray: What a pussy...
A stale fish is a trick on a snowboard where you get air off a jump and grab your board on your heel edge with your back hand, between your bindings.
Sick Stale Fish on that jump dude!
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Cum onto an asshole and let it dry on. Then fuck said asshole after it's kind of like a stale glazed donut.
Gave that bitch a stale donut for her birthday. Feels good man.
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People who lack the capability to express themselves; who have the emotional range of a piece of celery. They are often dry and don't say much. They may socialize but while they do they look as if they left their brain at home; they are impassive. They will definitely leave you on read. When they do show emotions it's like rain after a drought, refreshing and much needed.
Do you know David? He's such a stale bread man, he never smiles.
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Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.
1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.
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When a girl tries to twerk but her ass ends up being just stiff. Usually happens to a girl with a fake ass. If your clappers ain't even movin up and, down side to side, or in and out.
Ex 1: Aye yo' Donminique's booty bout' as stale as a donkey's ass.
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin
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