the fifth borough "da forgotten borough
"i live in staten island and lemme tell da real deal. the south shore is where u will find all da italians and da rich kids. theirs only one place where you will find rich ass kids in escalades and dat is todt hill. if u live in the north shore like west brighton (where i live) its just like brooklyn especially since everyone 4rm their is basially from brooklynnn. da rich kids woudn last a day in da places in the north shore. i also moved from brooklyn and da place i live in (west brighton) has far more crime den mi old neighborhood. if u are white den da north shore is not 4 u. go 2 todt hill or down south. as for da north face jackets - yea it is tru most of us wear em nd da u will hear a nextel chirp every 5 seconds. and wichevr ignorant dumbass came up wit "every one noes eachother in the boro" dat is NOT tru. how stupid can ya get staten island is getn madd populated and da traffic grows everydaii.if u don bleve me come down near da west brighton projects or somewhere near dat ...ull noe wut im talkin about. its NOT white
white kid from pennslyvania"lets go 2 staten island!"
white kids frend "yeaa i herd its white so well fit in"
dey go down 2 west brighton
white kid "oh nOoOo dis is not white!!!"
black and latino kids comin at dem
white kids frend "we shoudn hav worn these bandanas and doorags!!"
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A borough that doesn't even deserve to be counted as a part of the NY Metro Area. Staten Island should just be counted as a part of dirty-ass jersey.
Get rid of Staten Island, throw Mount Vernon, Yonkers, and New Rochelle together, and you've got yourself a real 5th boruough!
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staten island is a borough of NEW YORK CITY you may not liik iit but guess wat that's wat iit is. all you ppl that shyt on iit that aiint even been 2 NEW YORK but talk bout iit liik iits your second home are faker then hell (LOOK WHERE U LIVIN aka NOT NEW YORK). staten island can B full of fakes but so can the Bronx. Brooklyn. Queenz. & Manhattan. or any other place U go, where U r don't make U fake who U r N how U act does. as far as staten island gurls being sluts or hoes completely false, staten island gurls r picky when iit comes 4rm getting wiit a nigga 4rm another borough cause yall niggas r the SLUTS n HOES fucking every hood rat bitch wiit a stink hole. ii don't rep staten island ii don't go hard 4 iit ii just don't appreciate all U ppl talking shyt so please STOP, THANK YOU!!!
nOn staten islander: your new right?
me:yes!
nOn staten islander: oOo so where you 4rm?
me: staten island.
nOn staten ialander:
(if even knowing bout staten) ewww ii hear iits maddd corny there!
me: mayb iit is mayb iit isn't but that's where ii was born N raised so have some RESPECT damn!!!
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The forgotten borough of New York lot of rona sending and juulers everyone vapes it drinks if u donβt your probably gay. Thereβs no girl like a Staten Island girl trust me. So many baddies on the island are becoming gay or bi ever since Sofia Michelle came out as bi. Itβs the new cool. (Not). Also liberals arenβt very much liked
Yo u going to the party in staten island
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A floating dump that sits in the New York harbor. Often mistaken as a populated borough.
Joe: "I'm from Staten Island."
Me: "You live in a dump?"
Joe: "No I mean the borough STATEN ISLAND!"
Me: "I have no idea what you're talking about."
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The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.
Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.
When you put your middle finger in a girl's vagina, your thumb in her butthole, and then snap your fingers inside her.
Meet me under the Verazzano, baby, I'll give ya the Staten Island snapper