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Having a shit when wanking off, making oneself very hot and steamy.
Spencer loves a good busty steamer, he always comes back out of breath.
Complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you whilst casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness.
Sarah Palin just laid an Anchorage Steamer on that show!
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Holding a press conference on ESPN to announce that you are signing with the Miami Heat and not the Cleavland Cavaliers. Figuratively defecating on the city of Cleavland.
Me: Can you believe that jerk LeBron James?
Cleavland Guy: He just gave us the LeBron Steamer.
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taking s dump in a hole drilled in the ice while your buddies are fishing in the hole next to you poopcrapturdfishingice fishing
dude i had to poop so bad on the lake i dropped a minnesota steamer while my buddy reeled in a walleye
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An engorged clitorus enveloped in a very wet and puffy vagina.
Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.
When someone farts on a guys ball sack, whether intentional or unintentional
I was feeling really gassy while my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed. I accidentally let a fart slip and I gave him a smelly ball steamer.
The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit.
If you feel you're gonna launch a steamer, it would be wise to drink some prune juice.