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An orgy consisting of at least 2 british people of the opposite sex, as well as 2 family guy enthusiasts.
A Louis Griffin cosplayer joined in our pound sterling last night!
I'm jealous! I only had a brian cosplayer. Did you show them your scrunkle doodily doo?
I'm not british!
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When you shove your dick so hard in a vagina that it becomes stuck.
I'm sorry I'm late guys, I just got caught in my third Sterling Pound!
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A small private four year college in Sterling kansas. The school is extremely run down and poorly maintained by its one or two maintenance personell even though the school has a very high tuition. The students never get to see their tuition money go back into the school whatsoever. The school also likes to fine its students for any possible infraction that they could possibly find. The school is not only a college but a babysitting service as well, its a very rare babysitting service though because they aren't babysitting children but 18+ college students. Students have very strict visitation hours with students of the opposite sex and when with the opposite sex during said visiting hours must have a shoe in the door. if no shoe is present a 200 hundred dollar fine and community service will be issued. So if you are a future college student looking at their options do not go sterling you will be miserable and out 25 grand.
bob: hey man do you think i should come to sterling next semester?
tim: Hell no man, sterling college is a rip off. Don't let those swindlers get ahold of your hard earned money. go to a REAL college
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Former LA clippers owner who is a racist and is banned from attending the NBA for life
“The views expressed by Mr. Donald Sterling are deeply offensive and harmful. I am personally distraught that the views expressed by Mr. Sterling came from within an institution that has historically taken such a leadership role in matters of race relations.
To the players and pioneers of the game, in particular Magic Johnson, I apologize.
Effective immediately, I am banning Mr. Sterling from the NBA for life.
Mr. Sterling may not attend any NBA games or practices. He may not be present at any Clippers facilities and he will also be barred from attending NBA board meetings.
I am also fineing Mr. Sterling 2.5 million, the maximum amount allowed under the NBA Constitution.”
Adam Silver nba commissioner
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To act in an amazing yet compleatly self serving manner that, allthought helps other people,was done FOR THE SOUL BENEFIT OF YOUR SELF (be it an act of verbal social skill, physical accumen or mental wit) Also known to be likened too "shit I had something for this!"
Also a term for going on a rampage where you silently and secretly eliminate every oppositional force in your way- WITHOUT drawing attention to your self. (LIKE : local police, federal crime investigators)
After a good fight
"I kicked his ass! Just like sterling archer would've!"
After getting off an arrest charge
"I so "Archered" my way outta the interrogation"
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Sterling Heights be the name of a city in which ye wiggers be livin'. This be the most scandalous town to step foot upon. Once you do, you'll become a known relative of what we call the 'Heights'. In the Heights, it's VERY common to see rude crowds of arabs livin at every other house down the block. They thinks they owns this shit, but i tells you, they doesn't.
Yo mama lives in Sterling Heights.
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Currently starring in Disney's "Sonny With A Chance". A gutless queer that gives empty promises. Appears to be a genuine person but don't let that phony crooked smile fool you. The very sight of him induces vomiting.
I met Sterling Knight a few months ago, he makes me want to vomit.
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