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Bradly Stewart
is a cold hearted dick who doesn’t know how to make friends and more importantly face reality on how he can’t get a girl it’s been 7 years 3 months and 9 days since this trash can had a girl friend
An attention seeking whore from upstate New York that works at Stewarts Shops. They crave attention from married and taken men. Whether they themselves are married or not.
Who needs tinder, get yourself a Stewarts whore!?
Jon Stewart is a
comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.
He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked
Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley
<3
VIVA LA STEWART !
Jon Stewart makes me smile :D
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The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.
Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.
Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.
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A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.
"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"
"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"
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