stoned

The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.

I'm fine stoned.

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stoned

Extremely high off indica weed. Indica has muscle relaxers and natural pain killers which gives you a major body high, when you have a major body high you feel like your numb, heavy, relaxed, calm, and/or tired. When your indica high(say you smoked some purple kush) you will be sitting on the couch heavy as a stone(hence the "stone" in stoned), also it can blur your vision and give extreme euphoric feelings and elevated thinking.
If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.

1.Ay Cuhz I'm stoned as fuc!
2.Dude! Wow! I'm so stoned i cant get off the couch man!
3.Orale, I homez i need to get stoned.

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stoned

The sate in which oneself has done too much mary jane and is no longer completely aware of what is hapening. Also will make you sleepy and lazy.

"Doing things is over rated. Hitler did a lot of things but dont we all wish he would have stayed home and gotton stoned?

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stoning

An epiphany while stoned.

I'm having a stoning: there will be a time when A.D. stands for After Differences.

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stoned

N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.

man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.

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stoned

a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.

i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.

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stones

1. Testicles
2. Small rocks
3. English pennies (100th of a pound). Can also represent an American cent.

1. "Wanker, you kicked me in my stones"
2. "Wow check out these stones, let's go stone me a pedo"
3. "Mate, can I chafe 50 stones"

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