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Two oval shaped organs of the male genitalia. Also known as testes The responsibility of the stones is to produce baby batter and bang against a woman's ass while you are plowing her twat.
Did you see what happened to John? Yeah he got hit in the stones and he dropped like a sack of shit.
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not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.
ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.
OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.
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whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.
I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.
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When you get really high by having people throw stones at you
Barry got so stoned when someone threw a rock at his head
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The name given to an exceptionally large and handsome cock.
Wow, did you hear that Josh is a wielder of the Stone?
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There is no way he's got the stones to light his own ass-hair on fire.
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