stoned in

not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.

ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.

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Stoned

whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.

I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.

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Stoned In

Really Really Stoned.

Am stoned in me lad. Am stoned in me.

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Stoned

When you get really high by having people throw stones at you

Barry got so stoned when someone threw a rock at his head

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The Stone

The name given to an exceptionally large and handsome cock.

Wow, did you hear that Josh is a wielder of the Stone?

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stones

cojones, nuts, huevos, balls.

There is no way he's got the stones to light his own ass-hair on fire.

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Stone

Stone (aka. - J.T. Stone)

An illusive man. Generally encountered at house parties and other functions involving young adults. Believed to be between the ages of 18 and 26. It has been seen that within a very short time span of his arrival everyone attending the event seems believe that they know him; most without ever even speaking to the man. Although, the personal opinion of this being varies greatly even among those who attended the same event. . .Almost as if they were all describing totally different people.


The only thing that appears to remain the same across all accounts is that the women tend to be enamored with him and the men appear somewhat intimidated.

--"Stone" is believed to be an alias--

{Girl}(with a sigh) - "Who is that?"

{Boyfriend} - "They call him Stone. . ., lets get out of here."

{Girl}(still staring) - "But why?"

{Boyfriend) - "Come on!"

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{Guy 1} - "Look at that dude, you know him? Who's he think he is? Comin in here and actin all cocky like he has or knows somthin we don't. Talkin to all our women and drinkin our beer like they're his?"

{Guy 2} - "Man, that's Stone. Just leave him be, don't even go bother him."

{Guy 1} - "Why? What's his deal?"

{Guy 2} - "I don't even know. I just hear that he's not one to mess with. And I get the feeling that's some good advice."

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