Rural Dictionary

Straight

The sexual orientation of approximately 94% of all human beings on Earth i.e. attracted solely to members of the opposite sex. "Straight" does NOT include "attraction to people of the same sex making a very sad and pathetic attempt to cosplay as the opposite sex."

"Hey John, are you going to go on a date with that transwoman?"

"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"

"Yeah John but straight also includes...."

"Just stop Fred."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

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On a Straight

Where two friends go for dinner but have no sexual attraction to each other

Hi dan would you like to go on a Straight with me ?

by Danmaca August 29, 2015

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straight

1.) A term used in place of "sick, ill, beast, cool, amazing," or any term of that nature.

2.) Being in a sober state.

3.) Not participating in activities that are criminal, or activities such as smoking, drinking, or unprotected sex.

4.) Heterosexual or prefering only the opposite sex.

1.) -Did you see the Dolphins win last night?
-Yeah, that was damn straight.

2.) -Is he drunk?
-No, I'm pretty sure he's straight.

3.) -Does Brittany Spears smoke anymore?
-Nah, she went to rehab and got straight.
-That's bull.

4.) -Do you think Pete Wentz is really gay?
-Well he definately doesn't act straight...

by CasseyNoh Reno November 16, 2010

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