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when someone tells you to stream the masterful, brilliantly written, lyrical phenomenon album that is walls by the king of song writing, Louis Tomlinson
stream walls for clear skin and good grades
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When a relatively unconscious asshole who knows virtually nothing about a given subject narrates the goings-on within their mind, as they tumble around inside the cavern of their head, relating to that subject.
In the late nineteenth century, philosopher William James initially defined a stream of consciousness type of narration in literature but stream of unconsciousness is currently being demonstrated every single day by an amazing human specimen, the 45th POTUS, in his obscenely ignorant twitterblasts.
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Someone who streams for the sole purpose of gaining attention or to socially probe people to look at their stream, usually performed on Discord.
"Yeah, this dude just started ego-streaming as soon as he joined the call"
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A laughable attempt at a cumshot. Instead of a projectile motion, the seed dribbles down the shaft and nestles in the testicles. Usually accompanied by overzealous grunting and an unsatisfied sexual partner.
Dude: "AAAHHHHHHH! I'm about to blow! I...can...FEEL IT!"
Chick: "Ooh, I want it all over my face."
Dude: "Alright, on your knees, here it comes. Close your eyes, I don't want to accidentally shoot into your eye."
Chick: "Mhmm, yeah."
Dude: "GAAAAH!!"
Chick: "...mhm. Give...it to me."
*Chick opens eyes.*
Chick: "Weak stream."
Dude: "Don't leave. Please, I can do this. This has never happened before. I swear..."
Chick: "I'm not licking your nut off your balls. Get the hell out."
*Dude leaves his own apartment.*
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When you take a piss and the one stream splits into a two-headed stream where each head starts attacking the other, spewing piss all over the bathroom.
Most common after a hastily cleaned masturbation.
Last night after I jacked off I needed to urinate, but my dragon stream shot piss all over my girlfriend's rug.
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When 2 guys pee together and duel with the streams as if liquid light sabres, similar to crossing swords, looks gay
One dude to another: Don't tell anyone we were crossing streams, they'll think we're gay!
Another: But can we do it again?
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when someone asks you to stream the album "walls" by Louis Tomlinson.
"i need new music."
"stream walls!"
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