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Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.
“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”
Exotic dancers use Crown Royal bags discarded by the clubs to keep their tips, cell phone, purfume, ect., in. Typically the items are things the dancer might want while working, not stuff like a grocery list or a library book.
Dude, I found a purple bag with $300 in ones and a pack of Marlboro Lights in it when I was leaving the Booby Trap Club.
Sweet Dude! That's a stripper purse.
Cool, let's go over to Dave's and score a bag.
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Bambi at the Kitty Kat Club gives the best lap dances. I got eight in a row and she finished my off with a hand job. Now my paycheck is safely in her stripper purse. Snap!
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more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.
I got stripper dick during that lap dance
climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick
he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out
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A large gap between someone's two front teeth. So large that they can strip the meat off of a rib by simply sliding it through their teeth.
Man, look at Michael Strahan's rib stripper!
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A young man ( in shape, hunky) who dances on stage for women and gives them lap dances for money and their pleasure.
That male stripper is so hot I almost got wet while he was giving me a lap dance, in my seat!!!
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1. One of a legendary, mysterious secret brotherhood dedicated to the overthrow of the triangle theory and the debunkment of the "glamorous, empowered stripper: desperate, 'pathetic loser' customer" mythos prevalent in strip clubs. Or simply put, any dick-slingling outlaw who's made a habit of fucking strippers under the lauded noses of the stripping establishment(i.e., the wanna-be pimping staff & owners,the nay saying ass kissing flunkies/junkies and of course, the strippers themselves.
2. A man who has conquered 2 or more exotic dancers sexually.
Stripper fuckers exist, son. They're like the strip club equivalent of the Illuminati, or the Massod, or the Sith, but they're out there. Don't let the disparaging talk of the "industry insiders", "mack-to-nigts", "wanna be pimp employees" or the
goddamned self important "empowered" goddesses and their armies of fawing, adulatory "flunkie/junkie" worshippers, fans and friends put any doubt in your mind. In every city, in evry strip club scene, yea, in every club itself, there's bound to be one or two about. Wreaking havok with the "sisterhood"!
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