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When a man delicately places each testicle over each eye-lid of his partner.
Arabian Sunglasses. Sarah mentioned how bright it was outside today. So I offered her a pair of "Arabian Sunglassses".
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The act of waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) then proceeding to position oneself over the sleeping party in such a way as to drop your scrotum onto their closed eyelids.
Pete: Hey mate did you hear about Conor?
James: No, what happened him now?
Pete: He fell asleep at that house party and got a pair of Persian Sunglasses!
James: spastic
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...when a man sets his nuts over his partners eyes when getting a blow job or having his salad tossed
I gave that chick a sweet pair of greek sunglasses for tossin' my salad!
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A being who is watching you in the corner beating it when you have sexual intercourse with someone sometimes when you can't see them
I became a sunglasses lady yesterday :)
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When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.
Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.
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A person who steals or jacks another person's sunglasses, usually in a sneaky or bitch-like way. Often times a sunglass thief is a multiple offender, or a serial sunglass thief.
I know bro, what a sunglass thief.
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When a man forcibly gives a woman safety goggles
Aj: dude i heard logan gave some girl safety sunglasses! mike: dude that is so fucked! i only give out safety goggles.
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