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Superman is the most powerful being in the DC universe. Also known as Haaris , Superman has battled many a foe , such as Penguin (aka Imran, aka Bubba, aka shrek). Superman is also the most attractive of the Dc heroes and boasts an array of powers such as heat vision, flight, and the ability to move his pectoral muscle.
That guy looks like Superman... aka Haaris
A sex act which during the male climax, he ejaculates so hard, he effectively blows off the head of his female partner. It is then required to turn, as if speaking to an audience, and say: "Wow, I guess I really blew her mind!" Then smile and wink.
As Superman was railing Louis Lane, he lived up to his namesake, and pulled the Superman; Louis really lost her mind.
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Superman is when a dude is having sex with a girl doggystyle he pulls out and cums on her back, then throws a sheet on her and pushes her off the bed making her fly!
Dude, when I skeeted, I supermanned that ho.
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someone who is good at everything
you are like fucking superman
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urinating in a trashcan out doors. you need to be laying on top tof the can (it is easier if you are a man) with your willy dangeling into the can then after you are ballanced stick your arms out in front of you and your legs out behind you and let 'er rip..
john was arrester while supermanning in public because urinating out doors is illegal
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When your fucking a chick doggystyle, but her face is down on the ground/bed with her ass in the air, then your get on top of her and raise your arms and legs.
I was fucking this chick doggystyle and supermanned her ass.
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Superman made an appearance at the dunk contest this year.
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