Random
Source Code
Random
A sometimes elusive form of income that single mothers seek from their sperm partner. The amount paid out is usually determined by the sperm donor's income. If you are careless, and work a mediocre job, your paychecks will look terribly rediculous due to the obstraction of child support payments given to the mother through the welfare system. Child Support can rage from $50 a week per child if you are blue collar, up to $60,000 a month per child if you are an entertainer or a professional athlete.
However, lack of child support can easily land you in jail, and make your children's mother(s) very nasty and resentful.
Larry played professional basketball. His financial success gave him the instant Shaq Appeal. In a span of 12 months, he fathered 7 children by seven different women and had to pay $15,000 per month per child due to a judge's rulling.
Larry tore up his knee and lost his basketball career and endorsements. He now works at a car wash and takes home $87 dollars a week after taxes and child support payments.
302👍 134👎
A place big companies send your call to after dealing with a shitty automated system, just to deal with some fuck in india who you cant understand what so ever.
Herro dees ees abdul with Technical support, how mae i help yew today.
1👍 1👎
Dan acted like a supportive boyfriend when he was helping Phil through his hair rebrand
If your an essendon supporter, then congrats! you support the best afl team to ever exist. Darcy Parish is going to win the Brownlow, and every other team snorts cocaine (mostly carlton). If you support a different team then what the F you need to go get some serious help.
Im an Essendon supporter
6👍 1👎
Tucking the bottom of your long john shirt under your balls (1), then putting regular tighty whities underwear on (2), and finishing by also putting the long john bottoms on (3). This strategy is most effective in the winter when trying to keep warm.
Kurt's Dad regularly employs the triple support method when he goes hunting.
Back-up from your boss. Help from an executive when getting resistance to an initiative or idea from others -- especially others who outrank you.
I won't be able to get my proposed budget for budgie breeding research wothout air support from the VP R&D.
Caller: Hello?
Indian sounding man: Welcome to tech support how may I help you?
Caller: I’m signed out of my account
Indian sounding man: Oklahoma to continue please give me your Name,Adress,Email, Phone number and bank info