Random
Source Code
Random
When you shit in a girl's mouth and then force her to suck your dick, then after you cum she swallows both
Sandor gave a Silky Suprise to Hoppe
16👍 12👎
avoiding confrontation by breaking up with your girlfriend of two years by telling her that you're gay
Jeff gave her a Daniels Suprise that night, then went out and boned some other chick.
6👍 3👎
Whilst in doggy-style a man will spit on the ladies back as if to fake ejaculation, as she turns around he slaps her in the face with the erect penis and causes a bloody nose in a ddition to actual ejaculation. Resulting in a strawberry suprise
Thanks hunny for that strawberry suprise!
25👍 25👎
to bang someone anally without warning
i was making dinner and jim gave me a backdoor suprise
3👍 1👎
When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.
Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match
Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.
Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.
3👍 1👎
This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.
I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend
3👍 1👎
The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!
i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape shit on me!
3👍 1👎