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The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.
Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim
Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn
a hole cut in the bottom of a movie theater popcorn container in which the penis is inserted. the popcorn is shared with the girl who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.
self describing
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This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!
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When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.
I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.
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A French Exit while wearing a Tuxedo
Of course I will do a French Exit, but a Tuxedo Surprise? No way, what do I look like some sort of Bourgeoisie ?
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When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.
When Jim was finished, Jessica realized she's gotten a sticky creampie surprise between her legs.
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A term used to describe a girl who, when sitting at the bar, looks perfectly normal, however, when she gets up out of her barstool to go to the bathroom, you get to see the lower half of her and are surprised that it's quite a bit larger than someone with that small of an upper torso should have.
Damn, that chick has some serious barstool surprise going on down there!