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She’s literally wifey material. She can cook, she has good sense of humor, she’s hilarious, her personality is off the charts (in a good way ofc), and she’s damn beautiful. She’s literally the perfect girl for any man her age.
Bro, susi vidal is a literal culinary expert. Look at her onlypans tho.
Fax, even her sense of humor is fantastic. Her onlypans makes me so horngry too.
Like, FUUCCKKKK I WANNA DATE HER SO BAAADDDDD
A steamboat Susie is the act of shitting in a long party balloon then putting it in the freezer for half of an hour and proceeding to beat someone up with it
I steamboat Susied Jim yesterday
when a guy phornicates with a females fat folds or double chin
"Dude i totally gave her a fat susie!"
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The act of purchasing a Big Mac from a local Mc Donald's, removing all Sesame seeds from the top bun and gathering them into a small pile. From this point, your significant other (Normally Female), will then begin to insert each individual sesame seed into the males Urethra. *Cotton swabs will indeed help with the insertion of the individual sesame seeds. Lastly but indeed, the most important part of this old Japanese maneuver, the significant other will then proceed to suck the sesame seeds of the the presented penis.
Yo bro, I totally just hit up Mac Dolads and gave my slam piece a Sesame Susie
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Everyone knows that when two lesbians, in a relationship, cannot stop fighting over which one gets to be the butch, they have to have a tiebreaker to come to a final conclusion. This tie breaker consists of one Rug-muncher sticking a randomly chosen object into her vagina. After completing this initial act, the other Fur-burger Bandit must repeat the previous Whisker-biscuit Eater’s random act of object insertion. As this tiebreaker continues, the objects become larger, and more obscure, until one half of the “Dildo Duo” cannot totally engulf something the other one did; thus creating a single elimination, one letter game, of Dike Horse.
With that being said…A “Suisie’s Checkmate” occurs when Lesbian #1 offers a medium sized zucchini as her second choice of object, after just completing Round One with a small, but textured, mini Mag-Lite Handle. Knowing that Lesbian #2 will have no problem with the zucchini, but will take her slightly longer to fully engulf, she then positions herself behind the anti pole-smoker, and proceeds to use WWF Super Star Sergeant Slaughter’s “Cobra Clutch” to render her unconscious. Finally Lesbian #1 squats over Lesbian #2’s face, and pees all over her face as hard as she can (female cat style). Thus doing so, Lesbian #1 marks her territory over Lesbian #2, and is crowned the “Butch Dike” of the relationship.
Marla and Janine had been dating for about six months. Their love for each other was obviously undeniable. Unfortunately, the all-too-common lesbian relationship quandary presented itself, and they could not agree on who was the “Butch” of their relationship. Like all female homosexual couples presented with this problem, they proceeded with an Internationally Sanctioned Dover Dual. Unfortunately, what Janine did not realize, was how competitive and cut-throat her masculine, yet quite demure, lover Marla was. Janine proceeded to attempt a medium sized zucchini, when out of nowhere Marla pounced on her from behind and gave her a "Susie's Checkmate" . Nationally criticized Dover Dual Referee Bob Combo ruled it a clean win, and Marla was dubbed “King Strap-On Pitcher” of the relationship. After coming to, Janine stood up (piss dripping off her ear lobes) and realized she was doomed to be the “Rubber-Fist Catcher”, for the remainder of their female fiasco.
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Monthly bleeding from the vaginal crevice.
"Aw fuck, cajun susie is here, guess there is going to be no sex unless you like ketchup on your hot dog."
"No but id like some chocolate on my p-tip"
"True, True"
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While engaged in anal sex (without a condom) you start tickling her profusely. If she laughs or giggles you rip it out of her ass, smack her across her face with your dick and ask her what the fuck is so funny.
My girlfriend pulled a giggly susie, now her face is all bruised up.
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