An asshole in general, not to be trusted, and sucks in general.
"No, you can't have my candy."
"Oh c'mon, don't be such a Swede!"
A Swede is an object located in the Region of Sweden, falsely named "kingdom of Sweden" by internet trolls. A Swede refers to the human tribes located here, named Swede because they Suck Wieners Every-Day Eagerly
"The Swede is sucking my wiener"
"Yeah, they do that."
Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote
Synonym for "Superior" and "a person from Sweden".
These people are always better than you.
btw you're gay lmao
Hey! Have you seen that swede guy?
Yea I know... He's so superior. :/
StrafinBox owns me and all!
Swedes are the most beautiful people on earth, they are very easy to fall for, and their personality and appearance are amazing. The Swedish stereotype is tall, blond hair and blue eyes, but not all swedes look like this.
You know Emma?
No, who is she?
The blond swede in art class
They have a boring ass reputation but actually they are great as f**k. They hate Norway and always makes jokes about how stupid they are. Pretty smart people,I mean look at IKEA, H&M and Pewdiepie. Also has pretty good looking hot girls. Often misstaken of being from Switzerland (oh hell nah).
Guy 1: Ew who are they? They're so grumpy and boring, must Swedes...
Guy 2: Are you kidding? They are from Norway!
Guy 1: Oh right... My misstake
A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.
"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."