Getting your swell on

Working out to the point where your muscles are just fuckin popping out of your arm! To have them vein up like Brad Pitt in Troy. Essentially an excited term to go work out

"Hey man, going on a date tonight, getting my swell on before I meet her"

Buddy: "Oh yeah bro..you are the man! have fun getting your swell on"

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i'm a swell guy

Swell guy

Hey thanks for helping me you didn't have to get up, no worries I'm a swell guy

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soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.

soreness, swelling and redness.

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Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

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Pretty Swell

Edd Gould’s favorite phrase. It means extremely good.

It’s pretty swell!

The Big Swell

A great story written in the QSMP.

Authors: Slimecicle, Jaidenhere, BagheraJones, Etoiles, Foolish, JuanaFlippa

The Big Swell - "Hole is really massive and yawning The penis swells hard . Kidding! the story lies down. The penis actually never existed."

Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.

I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.