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A Goddess. A God ( no offense). We should all worship her. Taylor Swift if you're reading this, please marry me.
Person 1: "Hey do you believe in God?"
Person 2: " Yes, I worship Taylor Swift."
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A white girl in her mid-twenties who is mentally, like, 85 and knits sweaters and bakes cookies for her friends while taking pictures of her cat in weird positions. Taylor Swift is an American indie/country/pop artist, and her music tends to be perfect in the time of a hard situation such as a break up, or any other life struggle such as being bullied or feeling guilty about something you did. People who hate on her are sadly ignorant and irrational.
*wails* "I just want to listen to Taylor Swift alone."
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When you and your girl are doing anal and instead of ejaculating you spray flex seal in her ass
Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
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A twenty-three year old singer who is unjustly hated upon because of her dating history.
Person 1: Did you hear that new Taylor Swift song?
Person 2: Ya its amazing!!
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To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.
Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.
Who swift jacked the last corona?
The most genuine, sweetest. & beautiful inside-and-out celebrity. Not only is she incredibly talented as a singer & songwriter, she's sincere to her fans. People complain that she only writes songs about love; it's true that love is her main subject, but if you look around almost every artist sings about love. She has plenty of songs that are not about love, such as Ronan, which she dedicated to a boy who died of leukemia. Others complain that she's supposed to be a country singer but isn't; I think it's great that she's experimenting with different things. And to those people who say she has no talent at all: Are you a 6 time Grammy Award Winner? Have you sold over 26 million albums & 70 million song downloads worldwide? People also call her a slut for having so many relationships, but she's said so herself that she's a hopeless romantic & falls in love easily. It's wonderful that she never gives up on love even though she's been hurt before, and that's she's open enough to share her lessons & realizations of love with the world. If you actually listen to her songs, any girl can relate to her beautiful lyrics. Not to mention that she's an amazing role model for these girls; unlike almost any other celebrity in the industry now, she's never really had any bad press. She's an incredibly down-to-earth, hilariously awkward, & sincerely sweet person, & doesn't deserve all the hate she gets.
Person 1: Who's your favorite celebrity?
Person 2: Taylor Swift. She's an amazing song-writer and she's really talented as a singer. Plus she has one of the sweetest and most sincere personalities ever.
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person 1: wow! i love taylor swift
person 2: yes!! she's THE music industry!
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