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When you haven't seen someone in person for so long that you begin to go through withdrawals of seeing their face.
When you close your eyes and all you can see is someones face in your head.
When you go through pictures of a person to keep the image of their face fresh in your mind.
Person 1: "What's up with you? You're always looking up pictures of Victoria on facebook.."
Person 2: "Oh. She's just putting me through some intense imissyourface-syndrome. I'm trying to counteract it by seeing it via facebook, but it's not the same as face-to-face.."
When a girl (or man/non-binary) has a person simping for them, only to reject them for a period of time and then get upset when their ego booster wants to get into a relationship with someone else who isn't them (despite them showing disinterest in the first place). This is behavior the protagonist of Icarly showcased towards a male character.
"Hailey's upset I wanna date Cassandra even though she's been rejecting me for the past month or so."
"She has Icarly-Syndrome. Don't worry about it."
When you forget the word for Stockholm syndrome so you look up Homestuck Syndrome in hopes of finding what the word for Stockholm syndrome is. You’re welcome.
Y’know that thing that happened in Beauty and the Beast? Like falling in love with your kidnapper? Oh! *lightbulb* Homestuck Syndrome! Wait no... wait wtf is it... Am I having a stroke? Uh I’ll just google Homestuck Syndrome to make sure I’m not losing my shit. Oh! STALKHOLM SYNDROME! I’m an idiot!
Markiplier syndrome is when you yell at almost anything. Normally followed by swearing, ranting, raging, and rambling.
I think I have Markiplier syndrome. At lunch, I screamed the word " penis" so loud, people from the other end of the cafeteria heard me.
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The overwhelming sense of despair experienced by most individuals when visiting Ohio, who feel that the state is just as bad as they expected
Person 1: Hey man, I’ve just been to Ohio and it’s exactly depressing as I thought it was…
Person 2: Oh man, you must have Ohio Syndrome.
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The bad syndrome is when your brain is replaced with 𝙑𝙊𝙄𝘿
Oh dear, it appears my son has the BAD SYNDROME, he now only thinks of 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙇𝙐𝘿𝙂𝙀.
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An increasingly prevalent condition found primarily in young heterosexual American women. Characterized by (1) unrealistically high expectations; (2) materialistic conduct; (3) a sense of entitlement; (4) exploitative behavior; (5) feelings of superiority; and (6) a lack of regard for society’s rules and mores.
Princesses believe in their own exceptionalism and usually hail from wealthy or upper middle class families. They are quick to describe themselves as "awesome" or "amazing" on social media. Given their access to resources, they are typically attractive, although rarely naturally beautiful. In public, princesses may attempt to cut in line, believing their time to be more valuable than others’. They enjoy berating cashiers, waitresses, and other service workers. Princesses often walk down the wrong side of the street but refuse to yield the way to oncoming pedestrians.
Princesses also typically maintain unrealistic dating expectations. A princess may, for example:
- Stand 5’2” yet refuse to date men under 6’
- Demand a “successful man” despite having never worked a day in her life
- Display the arrogance typically found in 10s as a 6.5
The prognosis for Princess Syndrome is largely unfavorable. Management options typically include:
- Cessation of allowances and support funds
- Full-time work obtained through independent efforts
In some cases, full remission has been achieved, but most patients who present with Princess Syndrome typically retain it for life.
Since her profile contains nothing but mentions of how "amazing" she is, she might have Princess Syndrome.
If you spoil your daughters, you run the risk of causing them to develop Princess Syndrome at an early age.
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