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When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.
Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.
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T BAGGING This is when you hold your girlfriend or someone else's dirty tampon and dip it into your drink and then go bottoms up!!!!
Hey ,i dunked your T bag in my beer honey, I think you should cut down on the garlic babe.
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(used only in games where t-bagging can be used while shooting, e.g. Call of Duty 4)
A T-bag shot is a shot performed while in the process of t-bagging that results into a kill. This means that when standing and produce a kill shot is not a t-bag shot. Also, when in a crouched position and producing a kill shot is also not a t-bag shot. However, when standing and then crouching or vice versa, while in the process of either and then producing a kill shot, this is a T-bag shot.
T-bag shots are separated into two categories: a legit T-bag shot and a noob T-bag shot
A legit T-bag shot is basically a real pro looking shot such as when u can't see the enemy while standing or crouching but only in between. Then while in the process of going to crouch, you shoot and kill. This is a legit T-bag shot.
A noob T-bag shot is a shot is basically a "lucky" shot. When in close encounters, one accidentally presses the crouch/standing button and then shoots and kills, is a noob T-bag shot.
"In Call of Duty 4"
P1: Damn son, I can't see that guy when standing.
P2: He's in that bus, try crouchin
P1: Nope man can't see him, though i could when I was in the process of crouchin
P2: Damn dude just memorize where he is and T-bag shot him man
P1: Alright dawg, I'll try, but im "tom kerboul", i suck at life
P2: Well then ur gonna get shot otherwise or get pwned
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A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."
Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.
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To get ridicously drunk to the poit where you use pointless pick up lines like "shhhh" or "ra ra ra dry martini"
"hey dude, you did a t-bag last night"
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When a man doesn't wash their ballsack for a long time and gets grease on their ballsack, then continues to drag their ballsack acrose another persons face leaving a grease mark on their face.
"Whats with Franks face." "some guy gave him a Mc-T-bag"
"Dude the douchebag is passed out. Give him a Mc-T-bag."
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Force the person down on their knees, get behind them, and force their head back. Then place your balls in the eyes, and then proceed to move your body forward, and drag your balls down the persons face. This will cause their bottom lip to be pushed down, getting ball sweat into their bottom lip for flavor. Then keep moving and drag your ass hole across their face, letting the lips pick up the taste of your shit.
I totally Tasty T-bagged that kids face, and he will taste it for a while!
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