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a mexican hermaphrodite prostitute. it's fun for a girl or a boy.
"my cousine went to tj last weekend." "did he go to the donkey show?" "no, he bought a tijuana slinky. my cousine has always been a little weird."
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Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.
Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.
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The dude at PEX Summer Festival that had a slinky attached to his dick
"Look at slinky dick over there!"
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when u put a slinky in your hand and fling it out and it slaps a person in the face
Bob:you suck
Me (pulls out slinky and slinky slaps)
Bob:ow what the hell was that
Me: YOU JUST GOT SLINKY SLAPPED
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to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}
can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others
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That cheap crap you bought when you were a kid from a 25 cent machine and after 17 minutes it breaks. Expert children say that 20% of the time during the years of 1990 and 1998 the most common disappointing 25 cent toy machine item was in fact the plastic mini-slinky. When you get older you buy cheap furniture, cheap equipment, etc. and it breaks or is flimsy can also be considered a "cheapy slinky."
I just bought this necklace yesterday and it broke already. Now I know why it cost $2.99. What a cheapy slinky!
When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.
Girlfriend: Whats goin on babe?
Me/You: Hold on babe I got Cock Slinky