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Oh Shit My Tadpoles
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
And that's when I shot my white tadpole delight all over her face!
She lapped that shit up.
A subcategory of the ever elusive “catfish.” Not yet, however, a catfish in his/her own right—this being because they are who they are, under the guise of facetune and Snapseed. Recognisable, but not exactly what was advertised, and definitely not what you paid for.
Patrick: Went on a date with ya girl last night
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.
Very full scrotum
My girlfriend need to give it up soon, I have a sac of tadpoles that need to swim!
Every tadpole we have seen says the word beans a lot, we dont know why but its beans
Guy 1: man, why does this tadpole say beans?
Guy 2: its tadpole's catchphrase.
Guy 1: what?
To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”
big floppy fishy that can kill you in 1 second if it sees you
he is a dinosaur tadpole