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Oh Shit My Tadpoles
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
Very full scrotum
My girlfriend need to give it up soon, I have a sac of tadpoles that need to swim!
Every tadpole we have seen says the word beans a lot, we dont know why but its beans
Guy 1: man, why does this tadpole say beans?
Guy 2: its tadpole's catchphrase.
Guy 1: what?
To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.
Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”
When you sniff so much Mcat, you visions becomes blurred.
'Wew am proper tadpolling can't even play fifa'
'I'm past tadpolling I'm frogging!' Spoken by OB
A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
big floppy fishy that can kill you in 1 second if it sees you
he is a dinosaur tadpole