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One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.
I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.
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This is a person who instead of looking you in the eye, instead appears to be talking to your crotch.
I have a nice rack but he appears to be talking to my crotch. Guess he is a crotch talker.
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A person who talks so quietly that is impossible for the one they are speaking to to understand.
Jim: Oh man, i can't believe this is what i signed up for! If only i could understand what that low talker was saying.
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When People talk about smoking in public in an usually high tone to let everyone know their total douchbags.
Tony: Hey did you hear about that new train-wreck maryjane bud? its hella good!
Rich: Hell yeah i did! train-wrecks the best bud in the world!
Tony: I know. one nug and im fucked.
Society: fuckin pot-talkers.
Someone who can't seem to say a word to you in public, but iis all up in your business on facebook.
example of a facebook talker
over facebook chat
Tom: "Hey, Sally whats up, whatcha up to?"
**Sally in her head "I've yet to talk to you in person"
An individual who is still in text mode when writing emails or letters. They write everything abbreviated as most people do in text messages but they continue to abbreviate everything even when not phone texting. This is out of habit but for some its just sheer laziness.
Dear Laurie,
How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....
Luv U,
Kaitlyn
P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!
Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about, or acts like an authority on a subject matter, when in reality they know very little or nothing about the topic being discussed.
I can't believe how many parlor talkers continue to post here as if they were aviation experts.