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tampon

A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.

I love watching the tampons in the parade!

by Francheska February 2, 2007

26๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tampons

What Gill shoves up his butt when he can't get any.

-Oh, I really want to do it. Where are my tampons?

by RatchetBoo May 28, 2003

59๐Ÿ‘ 119๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tamponing

When the drawstring from one's speedo is hanging out of the leg hole while the person is wearing it, resembling a tampon string.

Dean: Eli, you're tamponing...
Eli: *Tucks string away*

by Liod Fereath January 16, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon

an obsorbency created to be insurted up a womans vaginal area to obsorb fluid during her menstral cycle.

Tampons are often prefered over pads because they are more confortable.

by dictionarygurl July 20, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon

Tampons are used to plug the vaginal area when a girl is having her period to catch the menstrual flow.

Honda's are like tampons. Every bitch has 1.

by jobob March 25, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon

another word for a fire-crotch or a red head.

You see that girl over there?

Which one?

That tampon over there.

by nicknack2648 May 10, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


tampon

can be both a compliment and a dis. a modern way to say weirdo, and a compliment to how good of a listener you are. because you are very absorbent of information, and tampons are absorbent as well. get it? got it? good.

pronounced "tamp-on" or "tampoon" which ever fits your fancy

YOU ARE SUCH A TAMPON!
or
you are such a super tampon, thanks for being my friend.

by kymlanna March 8, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž