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relaxy taxi

A deliberate decision to chill. A symbolic journey in a livery vehicle of relaxation.

Easy, easy, stop acting all geeked up. What you need is a ride in the relaxy taxi.

by Kwandell Peckerwood August 4, 2010


Disco Taxi

A cop car with its lights flashing, esp. when you're rolling on E.

"Where the hell did that disco taxi come from?"

by horkhork March 3, 2010


Katoomba Taxi

A taxi that charges you an $80 clean up fee if you go to Sydney.

I caught a Katoomba Taxi from Katoomba to Sydney.

by Officeworks July 25, 2022


spacker taxi

A non emergency ambulance. Used to transport people of disbility to various engagements. Including but not confined to: hospital appointments and, back home again

Nurse: Will you be able to make it to your appointment on the 19th?
Patient: Yeah, don't worry. I'll take the spacker taxi.

by morpethrob December 19, 2007


Boston Taxi

An uncomfortable suspensionless former police vehicle with more than 1 billion miles on the odometer and with objects on the front seat more important than passengers. Usually driven by non english speaking persons with blue-tooth mobile phone implants that are permanently on, resulting in the inability of the driver to communicate regarding the fare, destination, alternative routes or how to turn off the loud advertising video.

Boston Taxi's are powered by gas guzzling pulse engines - resulting in the characteristic "on" "off" cycle as the drivers coax the vehicle forward with the characteristic on again off again pump action on the accelerator.

The Boston Taxi arrived. Only 3 of the 4 in the group could enter due to the front seat being occupied by a sandwich.

We pulsed from Boston to Roslindale, despite the destination being Milton.

by Dr Reason January 29, 2012

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Taxi crabs

The itchy, scratchy feeling after exiting a dirty taxi cab.

I can't stop scratching my legs after getting out of that dirty taxi cab. I think I caught taxi crabs!

by Habeeb-Gebbys August 12, 2010

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taxi for one

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.

Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.

by feather-duster May 7, 2007

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