answer tease

a person who engages in the act of almost giving an answer to a question but never actually does. Usually resulting in frustration of the answer teasee.

Charlie had the answer to my very deep, emotion-laden question on the tip of his tongue, but he decided to provoke me by responding with "Nothing." He is such an answer tease! Grrr...

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food tease

When a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat.

Did you hear what Jenn did to Joe? They were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. What a food tease.

Type Teasing

To be notified by an instant messaging system that the other user is typing, but never receive an actual message.

When using instant messaging the program will notify you that the other person is typing. Type teasing is when you see this notification but do not receive an actual instant message.

Pickle Tease

Where a girl plays hard to get with a guy. She will flirt with him thinking that he'll get in her pants when she knows shes just going to reject you.

Bob: Hey man what happened to that one girl Gina?
You: Dude she was a total pickle tease and it made me feel like a loser.

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sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

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Snorg-tease

The brunette girl with the huge breasts that models for the SnorgTees ads.

Kyle: Wow, she's hot.

Blake: *looks over* Oh, that's just the Snorg-tease.

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park-tease

NOUN: An individual who walks through a crowded car parking complex and induces in a nearby driver the belief that the individual intends to imminently vacate his/her parking space when in fact the individual has no such intention.

VERB: To induce – intentionally or negligently – the belief in nearby drivers that one intends to vacate one's car park when in fact one has no such intention.

Driver: "Man, it's impossible to find a place to park here.

Passenger: Dude, follow that hot chick - she looks like she's going to her car."

*Driver follows the hot chick until it she disappears into a store

Driver: "Fuck, what a park-tease (NOUN)."

Passenger: "Yeah, she totally park-teased (VERB) you just now."