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your typical ,weird socially awkward nerds typically at universities or high school that walk around with no shoes , don't shower and usually hang around and play Pokemon. they travel in clans usually distinctly recognizable by their wacky hair. some schools have a "hall" full of these creatures. don't get too close to their territory or they WILL bite- or shoot you with nerf guns.
popular, pretty girl:I literally just witnessed two tech halls talk about how they don't shower for 20 minutes
Other pretty popular girl: omg im so sorry you were exposed to thoses tech halls.
In the game "Dead by Daylight", a player by the name of CJ created a tech, and thus it had been named after him.
To preform a CJ Tech, you need: a pallet, a slugged teammate, and a flashlight. Make sure your teammate is on the side of the pallet that the killer is on, then once the killer tries to kick the pallet, vault it. This will cause them to instead, pick up your teammate, in which case, you can vault back to the other side and get an easy flashlight save.
Search "cj tech" on YouTube to see this visually.
"He's down'd at a pallet, I'm gonna go for the cj tech!"
Tech Week more like Death Week. ☠️ Lots of coffee, failing grades, angry directors, everyone’s favorite tech crew screaming at you about props, parts of the set falling on you in the middle of a scene, security coming after you during class the next day, your costume ripping, the microphones working, trashy food, angry directors, group chats, tears being shed, the vending machines being sold out and everyone getting on each other’s nerves! Can’t wait until tech week!
Doctor: “ So what brings you to the ER today?”
Theater Kid: “ I was beaten up by the props manager for touching a prop that wasn’t mine during tech week.” or “ A large metal gate fell on top of me during tech rehearsal today.
Georgia Tech is a good school for undergraduates IF YOU ARE REALLY SMART. Do not go there if you are an average student you will not have a good time. You will study your ass off and still fail. If you are reading this and disagree with me than you are probably a smart person and I envy you. Not everyone can be smart like you asshole! Yeah I'm talking to you!
I go there and I was in way over my head. I have pulled many all nighters trying to study for the classes and I still end up failing.
If you get into Georgia Tech that does not mean that you can do the course work. It would be better to go to a smaller school and get your undergrad and then get your masters at Georgia Tech. Georgia Tech is a trap school for people like me. I could go on about it, but why bother.
Positives: Campus life is fun even though a lot of people there are introverts and socially awkward so it is hard to start a conversation with people and there is a lot to do in Atlanta. People complain about the girls, but they are not that bad.
ME. I am an engineering student there. I am an example of what happens to a person who only has average intelligence and they go to Georgia Tech. I am now a depressed self-loathing loser.
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A phone line provided by companies so that they can say that they support their products and services. Their philosophy is that the longer you spend on the phone, and the more menus and people you talk to, the more you feel valued as a customer. On the other line you will find:
1) A person who is proficient in communicating to you how inferior you are to their intellect.
2) A person who lacks the language skills to communicate proficiently, but does their best to make you feel inferior to their intellect.
3) A recorded menu system that somehow manages to communicate your inferiority to its intellect.
"I just spent three hours on tech support. Take the gun out of the shoebox in the closet and shoot me."
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fuck adamm! tech n9ne is the sickest rapper right now. PERIOD! never once heard him on the radio. sick beats, deep bass. 36 is coo, but tech makes them sound like barney sing a longs
even the babies know technina got crazy flow
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One who is constantly using their cell phone, iPhone, iPod or other technological device, seeming oblivious to the world around them, much like a zombie. Oftentimes they are/were restrained to children, tweens, or teenagers, (mainly the popular or rich ones) and people in the 20 year old age range. Though it has been spreading to 30 and 40 year olds recently.
Tech zombies are often sitting either in public, or they shy away from others, pecking away, texting their friends every detail of their lives and whats going on, whether it be at school, work, driving a car, etc. "Zombies" often frequent Facebook, Twitter, or similar sites 24/7, posting pics or sharing their new status like they do annually every hour or so. This often impairs their ability to drive, hold conversation, walk in public, learn... Just another addiction in our world, it seems.
It is unknown what will happen to these people when this technology is out of service temporarily, or possibly even when finally we enter another dark age and all is lost. Maybe they'll crack, maybe they'll go on psychotic rampages because they can't post the pic of the massive zit on their nose 2 hours before the prom, or maybe they'll survive, and just have piss-poor social skills.
*teenager texting walking down the street, not realizing it when they get to a 4 way intersection and walking out*
*person texting and driving, who, not paying any attention to the road, causes a ten car pile up and kills themselves plus killing or injuring 14 other people.*
*person standing next to a building texting for 35 minutes*
*12 year old texting in class for the entire lesson, concealing the phone under their desk as not to get caught by someone of importance, but ultimately fucking themselves out of history lesson in the process.*
Tech zombies.
Well, fuck. Most of us have probably done all the crap listed above by now, anyways. Welcome to the future.