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iron ted

In reference to the final boss of Metroid: Zero Mission. Aka Meta-Ridley.

Iron Ted on a 15% run is impossible! Wish I had gotten the screw attack...

by Super Mew March 7, 2004


Ted Cruz

A Ted Cruz is when you run away to Cancun instead of solving the actual problem.

Damn, she isn't in a good mood today. I think I'll pull a Ted Cruz on her instead of solving the problem.

by Amira :) April 5, 2021

216πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Chicago Ted

we were fighting infected all across the square
the scent of their blood was in the air

a witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare
and things only got worse from there

when a hunter grabbed bill and thrashed him in twain

francis was hung by a smoker as he howled in pain

zoey with her pistol and took careful aim
she fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain

just then, when all hope had been burned and bled
the infected all scream and turned and fled

clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red
came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted

with his twin shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde

till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword

his cap coated in blood, while us he ignored
for the thrill of the hunt was his own reward

now he was no chuck norris, dont get me wrong

but ted could do this crap all day long

the survivors lept up and fought along
but ted would do this work for a song

with corpses piled as high as can be
Ol' ted lit a smoke, and howled with glee

as he used his sword to carve knotches you see
into his belt, a thousand times 53

as a tank round the corner, we filled up with dread
but he just laughed an shook his head

with a powerful holler the wild savior said

"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"

'Chicago Ted' makes my manhood feel less manly.

by Nobody Worth Mentioning December 26, 2008

644πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


TED Talk

Used in a sarcastic tone when someone has made an obvious "scientific discovery". Derives from the global TED conferences.

Person 1: "I left my water bottle outside in the snow and it froze!"

Person 2: "Really? Maybe you should do a f***ing TED talk about it, surely no one has heard of that before."

by w8w7uh April 12, 2011

335πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Ted Cruise

A pleasurable activity in which one partakes during a time of crisis while avoiding responsibility.

My best friend texted me that his car broke down in the middle of nowhere, but I ignored the text and took a Ted Cruise.

by Browneyedboy69 February 20, 2021

32πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Pastor Ted

A gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. The Uncle Tom of homosexuality.

Named after megachurch leader Ted Haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received massages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of homosexuality in public.

Notable Pastor Teds include Mary Cheney and reverend Haggard himself. Filthy hypocrites...

by W@tcher February 2, 2007

40πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ted bundied

when someone seems normal but turns out to be a psychopath

i found this roommate she seems pretty chill but hopefully i don’t get ted bundied

by bedtundy April 16, 2019

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž