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another name for a beer.
as in Teddy Brusque of the new england patriots. the connection is that a beer is also called a brusque wich in turn can also be called a teddy because his name ties it all together.
We picked up some teddys and went to the party.
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(1) balls. (2) testicles (3) The man juice pouch. (4) If you don't get what it is by now there's no helping you.
Aww, I got punched right in the teddies.
My teddies hurt.
I've got cancer of the teddies.
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Big liped loser, no one likes him, dates all snapchat girls, Smells like fish
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Teddying- being vary anoying/ thinking that you are the shit. and mainly being a sluty person. or when you just do somthing stupid. when everyone hates you. when you are to nice it gets anoying.
Dude stop Teddying out.. (That "dude" was just saying sorry because you ran into him on purpose) or (just let me do your homework) or (your friend is about to get raped, you go up to the rapist and say stop teddying).
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First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.
"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."
n. A description used for the Welsh Corgi, due to its resemblance to an admixture of a teddy bear and a pig.
"Dawwww, look at those little teddy pigs looking for belly rubs!"
A Teddy Talk is a pseudo-intellectual rant that is fueled by copious marijuana consumption. Common topics include the singularity of technology, simplified interpretations of perception, and entrepreneurial ideas that when reviewed sober have no potential. Everyday happenings are characterized as “mystical” in an attempt to create some kind of philosophical content.
I went to Teddy’s room to smoke a bowl and got a Teddy Talk. Apparently we are gonna evolve into an infinite sequence of information.
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